Renting rooms by Margaret Leora Workman; Warponie Art

Why is it that totally grown-up men don’t know what to do?? Here is a list of things that they have forgotten or never learned:

Rent is due…without argument, right????nothing is free and no I am not going to move in your items from your friends truck at 4 am while you are at work. And then please don’t say that you don’t even want to deal with me because you make 2,000 per week. Well I guess you can pay rent if you make that much Mr. Braggert.

Please don’t rip the door right off of the hinges and then say it’s my fault because somehow it just fell off of the hinge. I had to help you with your tv the night before because I blocked you from coming into my eero when there is another one available. I bought an extra one just for me so that my internet would work in my room. So anyway I closed your door and it wasn’t loose. Do I have to look at it again?? I already looked at it with disbelief ! Can’t you just fix it?? Then when I give you an idea as to how to fix it and say that you broke it can you not get mad??

What about the guy who came in late and then the couch leg was broken the next morning?? And he was nowhere to be found. Now it’s just a cinder block. Oh well it looks like shabby chic!

Next: maybe insomnia is the key word. I have a room that I built in the living room. This person who stays in that room likes to talk to everyone on speaker phone….like all of his phone calls. i try not to listen but sometimes I have to walk through. And then cartoons?? At all hours of the night. Alrighty.

Ruining my television shouldn’t have happened. The Roku community television. it’s like someone dug a pin or pen into it! Um why??

Next: can you not take random pictures of the bathroom without me knowing while I am cleaning it?? And then later send it to me and say, “see this bathroom is never clean and I am not at fault!” Um well first that pic was taken when I was cleaning it and second I am telling everyone here to not track muddy boots into the bathroom, not just you. Since it’s not muddy outside how did you manage to track in mud anyway? he said that I was completely over reacting so I told him to move out at the end of the month. Then he locked his door when he left and didn’t return the keys. Luckily I had an extra.

Immature much!!

And don’t tell me that you ate the meal that I made when you didn’t. can I say psycho??

If you leave before the month is out I keep the rent and if you threaten me for no reason I guess I keep the deposit?? This is not a day to day room and no I am not going to send you the rest of the rent via cash app little girlfriend of his.

Too bad your car starts and you thought it didn’t and that’s why you left it here for so long after you moved. Then the tow truck person turned it on, turned it off, then towed it 5 blocks away.

What about my city trash can getting demolished?? I can’t ask them for a new one so it is just half here! Soon I will have to tape the trash in so that it won’t fall out.

Why did I think that you would put a curtain up on your bathroom window! Oh, I guess it became the bathroom shower curtian. I still have your jeans…I did throw away a shirt that I found under that shelf that looked so familiar that it could have been mine that had been stolen from my room when I was having break-ins….who was this person??? How did you manage to keep all of your trash in your room that you acquired for 6 months? thx, I guess. What about my dresser and closet that had a bunch of paint scraped off of both of them?? can I say creepy?? why is the shower curtain always crooked and pulled down?? Why is the air never turned on? are none of these people hot? Why do you keep your clothes in the living room? please put them in your room… why do you always not have your keys? Why did you complain of bed bugs but you never slept in the bed for days? The sheets were never even touched! Why did you pour chili on the blanket and sheets and pee the bed? thank goodness I had a waterproof liner on the mattress! seriously??