My new job. By Margaret Leora Workman; Warponie Art

So I just started my new job this week! I didn’t work for a few years and so I feel out of practice, honestly. I also wonder where I have been living? Under a rock…I started working at a gas station! I didn’t know that we had to know how to do everything but we will get no credit for it. Does anyone know what I am talking about? This is seriously a hard job but nobody will ever care about it because it’s a gas station. We get to wear jeans! Score! They have burritos and chimichangas that look the same and really they are the same, just in different packages. They have beef and bean burritos that could just be bean but aren’t. I just had to look up how to spell chimichanga…anyway. Did you know that flautas, something else that has the letter ‘Q’ in it, and egg rolls are the same to me? I just remembered they are called taquitos. Sooo I am white and I really don’t know what to say about not knowing what all of it was. Some of these food items are long and some are shorter but like just the same. Then we had to keep making these things over and over and over and over, ok?! They are only on the shelf for like 4 hours or 6 hours and then we have to either throw them away or hope that they sell! I seriously didn’t know that there were so many types of different do-dad burritos and such that people actually would eat?!?! Corn dogs? And everything random…huge hot dogs in buns heated! Nothing is labeled! Just throw them in! But in a line of some sort! OMG too smushed together Margaret! OMG too many food items, Margaret! OMG not enough food items, Margaret! I just had to agree with everything that they wanted, everything that had ever been ordered, such as gizzards, had to be fried and out in the case, though it was all the same! Finally the day that never ended was ending but then I was on a register ringing all of that food up and then! Omg! More burritos needed…and then I realized that really, I don’t buy fountain drinks so I don’t know what the sizes of cups look like. I don’t have them memorized! Does everyone who is normal have the sizes memorized? Like of course I should know that these are 44 ounces and those are 32 ounces! No I don’t because I don’t ever, like ever buy fountain drinks. But I think that people might think that is abnormal because they always buy fountain drinks! Now Margaret, what time were these gizzards made?