For Carlsbad New Mexico, we are going to have snow in this area AGAIN?? now if you don’t really like winter or the snow, but you like to pay a lot for groceries and 17 dollars for a small container of Jergan’s lotion at Walmart then you should move here. It’s a small town and we need more people. They are building a small building next to Lowe’s for some reason. I asked, and no one who works at Lowe’s knows what it is. They just built ANOTHER credit union. (I didn’t know that credit unions were needed!) yes you can get a better rate for a loan at a credit union but this is a small town so they would have extra stipulations on that loan! I am from a different small town so I know this is how small towns work. A person has to bring what people like to the funeral in the basement of the church party in order to get approved, right? Yes we all know that is true. I mean, what happened to Cheetos pie? That party is an un-diet day party. Anyways, please move here….we have Walmart with an old sign, Taco Bell that’s purple, and a closed down Papa Murphy’s…now they have an “Oh Sip” and an “Oh Tea” to make up for that. But we have a Wiener Schnitzel? Not sure why! At least we have a river running through our town…so please move here! You can have farm animals IN TOWN! yes I know the lady at the trash disposal place said, “no, we can’t have those in town.” But no one follows city ordinances. People shoot their guns off in town. We have pigs, ducks, chickens and roosters everywhere. And the new credit union is blue! It’s very colorful. Sweetness. I almost forgot. I think there is an “Oh Peach”!
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